Does your indoor kitty have an outdoor "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" who visits?

My Buddy Magnifico has a roaming girlfriend -- a tiny tuxedo tramp with an attitude -- who taunts him with her flirtatious, vixen-like ways. He sits by the screen door and gurgles at her when she is there and does his "bow-wow" moan of anguish when she is not. It's tragic, really. But he won't hear of it when I try to convince him it's time to move on.